My Dell hell
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After just a month, Emma's Dell computer collapsed. What followed was the worst customer service she'd ever experienced.Last week my computer hard drive packed up. Totally dead, all data lost and all I was left with was a series of fatal error codes. Not quite what I was expecting after having owned the brand new computer for just one month.
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As soon as the "hard drive fail" message appeared on my screen, accompanied by a clicking noise in the unit, I called the ever-reliable Geek Squad hoping they'd tell me this wasn't what I feared. But it was – the hard drive, just five weeks old, was totally dead.
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Expensive phone lines
I called Dell on its 0844 technical support line. 0844 numbers are "profit share" numbers whereby the company receiving the call receives a share of the call cost. It's a whopping 12.41p a minute plus 13.24p connection charge on my phone provider Virgin Media.
The first time I get through I've no sooner explained the problem than the operator hangs up on me. I try again and despite explaining that technical experts at the Geek Squad have declared the hard drive dead, I have to go through 50 minutes of turning things on and off, pressing F2, F10, reading back error messages, all for the operator to conclude that, yes, the hard drive is caput and all of my data is lost.
A quick check of my phone bill online tells me calling Dell has cost me almost £7, plus VAT.
Sub-standard repairs
Naturally I asked how this could happen when I've owned the computer for less than a month, only to be told that "hard drives fail all the time". Not particularly reassuring.
When I asked for my money back Dell refused and said it would send an engineer to fix it. After a lot of quibbling about days and times, and Dell promising to call me but then not bothering, the engineer turned up a few days later.
After a couple of hours he replaces the hard drive and operating system and is packing up to go. What about my lost data? He cheerfully advises me that Dell don't recover data and paying someone to do it will cost £800. The new computer also lacks Windows Live Mail, unlike the one I bought, plus lots of other software included on the original machine. The engineer says someone will call to sort it out.
Customer service
Customer service call a bit later and talk me through installing Windows Live Mail. When I ask about compensation for the catastrophic failure of my machine so soon after purchase, my lost data and all the hassle, it's turned down flat.
I ask how they can justify using a 0844 number for customers to call with Dell faults and the operator, based in India, tries to convince me it's a "local number". I explain that in the UK local numbers start with 01 or 02 and he then tells me it's "impossible" to run a customer service number without using an 0844 number and bizarrely asks me to name a technical support number that doesn't begin 0844.
My brain's gone dead, I can't think of one; it's like a really hard pub quiz. For the record, lovely Geek Squad use a free 0800 number.
I decide to write a letter of complaint and ask for the address but the "supervisor" says there's no point, the letter will just come to him and he won't do anything. I ask for the phone number for their PR or media relations team – so I can ask for the official line on Dell's approach to customer service – only to be told Dell doesn't have one.
The "supervisor" is rude, aggressive and totally unsympathetic. Meanwhile my ranting Tweets have got a response from @DellCares even though every dealing with Dell suggests it couldn't care less.
In the end Dell agrees to give me £50 compensation. I've yet to see it.
Bad reputation
If only I'd Googled Dell before placing an order. The internet is full of blogs, stories and discussion forum posts all detailing Dell woes, most even worse than mine. Worryingly a story in PC Pro magazine last year reported that "Dell claims its customer support has improved by 90%". I dread to think what it was like before.
Admittedly my fault was fixed within a few days but it's pretty outrageous that a brand new computer broke down so soon. And if I had £1 for everyone who's asked whether I back-up, I could just buy a new computer. For the record I normally do regular back-ups but naively thought a new PC would last more than a month so hadn't quite got round to it.
So what's the worst customer service you've ever been subjected to? Did you get compensation? And have you stopped using the firm altogether? Let us know your experiences in the comment box below.
10 things we hate about our banks
- 1. PPI<p> More than 46,000 of 106,000 the complaints received by the FOS in the second half of last year related to payment protection insurance (PPI). And the organisation is expecting to receive a record 165,000 PPI complaints in 2012/2013.</p> <p> The huge numbers are due to the PPI mis-selling scandal that should now be a thing of the past, but there is no doubt that the insurance, which can add thousands to the cost of a loan, is highly unpopular!</p> <div> </div> <div> (Pictured: Martin Lewis after the PPI payout ruling)</div>

- 2. Mortgages<p> Complaints about mortgages jumped by 38% in the last six months of last year, the FOS figures show, compared to an increase of just 5% in investment-related complaints.</p> <p> Common gripes about mortgages include the exit penalties imposed should you want to sell up or change you mortgage before a fixed or discounted deal comes to an end, and the high arrangement fees charged by many lenders.</p> <div> </div>

- 3. Savings rates<p> While there is nothing in the data released by the FOS about the number of complaints relating to savings accounts, hard-pressed savers have been struggling with low interest rates for several years now.</p> <p> You can get up to 3.10% with Santander's easy-access eSaver account, but many older accounts are paying 1.00% or less and even this market-leading offer includes a 12-month bonus of 2.60% - meaning that the rate will plummet to just 0.50% after the first year.</p>

- 4. Borrowing rates<p> Banks are imposing the highest authorised overdraft interest rates since records began, with today's borrowers paying an average of 19.47%, according to the Bank of England.</p> <p> A typical Briton with an overdraft of £1,000 is therefore forking out around £200 in interest charges alone. Coupled with meagre returns on savings, it's enough to make your blood boil!</p>

- 5. Penalty charges<p style="text-align: left;"> While authorised overdrafts may seem expensive, going into the red without permission will cost you even more due to huge penalty fees.</p> <p style="text-align: left;"> Barclays, for example, charges £8 (up to a maximum of £40 a day) each time that there is not enough money in your account to cover a payment.</p>

- 6. International transfer charges<p> If you need to send money abroad, the likelihood is that your bank will impose transfer charges - and offer you a poor rate of exchange. Someone transferring a five-figure sum could easily lose out by £500 or more as a result.</p> <p> The good news, however, is that you can often get a better deal by using a currency specialist such as Moneycorp.</p>

- 7. Waiting on the phone<p> <span style="text-align: left; ">Automated telephone banking systems, not to mention call centres in far-flung parts of the world, are one of our top gripes - especially as we often encounter them when we are already calling to report a problem.</span></p> <p> In the words of one disgruntled customer: "What is it about telephone banking that turns me into Victor Meldrew? Well, maybe it's the fourteen security questions, maybe it's the range of products that they try to push or maybe it's because I'm forced to listen to jazz funk at full volume while my phone bill soars.</p> <div> </div> <div> "Actually though, I think it's because the people I eventually speak to rarely seem able to solve the issue I'm calling about."</div>

- 8. Being treated like a number<p> The days of a personal relationship with your bank manager are long gone - for the huge majority of us at least.</p> <p> When ethical Triodos Bank investigated recently why around 9 million Britons would not recommend their banks to a friend or relative, it found that almost a third felt they were not treated as individuals. Another 40%, meanwhile, were simply disappointed with the customer service they received.</p> <div> </div>

- 9. Long queues in branches<p> <span style="text-align: left; ">When you're in a rush, the last thing you want to do is wait in a long queue at your local branch.</span></p> <p> Researchers at consumer champion Which? recently found that most people get seen within 12 minutes, but you could have a much longer wait if you go in at a busy time. Frustrating stuff!</p> <div> </div>

- 10. Bankers' bonuses<p> The Triodos Bank research also indicated that the bonus culture that ensured the bank's high-flying employees received large salaries, even when it was making a loss at the taxpayer's expense, was hugely unpopular with consumers.</p> <p> About a quarter of those who would not recommend their current banks said this was the main reason why. And with RBS executives sharing a £785 million bonus pool despite the bank, which is 82% publicly owned, making a loss of £2 billion last year, it's not hard to see why.</p>

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